15 People You’ll Encounter At The Airport That Will Make You Want To Cancel Your Trip

With the holiday season quickly approaching, air travel will be an absolute nightmare. These airport idiots will make you want to turn around and go right back home. posted on

1. The Partridge Family.

15 People You'll Encounter At The Airport That Will Make You Want To Cancel Your Trip
I am really glad that you and your family members were able to travel together, but is it absolutely essential that you walk abreast down the terminal? I feel a game of “Red Rover” coming on.

2. Mary Poppins.

15 People You'll Encounter At The Airport That Will Make You Want To Cancel Your Trip
He/she has a lot of stuff. And it’s all over the only vacant seats. That’s ok, I’m sure their bag is just tired.

3. The cutter.

15 People You'll Encounter At The Airport That Will Make You Want To Cancel Your Trip
By all means, elbow your way to the front immediately after the plane begins boarding. I am so glad you decided to waste all that energy and inconvenience everybody just to have the gate agent tell you to wait.

4. The guy with the way too big bag.

15 People You'll Encounter At The Airport That Will Make You Want To Cancel Your Trip
Don’t pretend to be surprised and get all huffy when the gate agent makes you check your bag, it clearly does not meet “carry on guidelines”. But you knew that, didn’t you?

5. The audible complainer.

15 People You'll Encounter At The Airport That Will Make You Want To Cancel Your Trip
Oh you have somewhere to be? This delay is inconvenient for you? I bet if you passive-aggressively voice your opinion loud enough, we’ll be on our way in no time!

6. The interloper.

15 People You'll Encounter At The Airport That Will Make You Want To Cancel Your Trip
Just because you are too large for your seat does not mean you get to share mine. The arm rest is going down and staying down, Kapeesh?

7. The boisterous new buddies.

15 People You'll Encounter At The Airport That Will Make You Want To Cancel Your Trip
I am so excited to hear about your nephew’s engagement or your new juice cleanse, but I really shouldn’t have to. After they shut off the lights. From twenty rows behind you.

8. The obnoxious adolescents.

15 People You'll Encounter At The Airport That Will Make You Want To Cancel Your Trip
Between the yelling, throwing things, loud music, and iPads at full volume, you may as well wait the flight out in the lavatory.

9. The drunk.

15 People You'll Encounter At The Airport That Will Make You Want To Cancel Your Trip
You’ve seen so many mini vodka bottles go his way that his BAC is probably higher than the altitude.

10. The pungent food eater.

15 People You'll Encounter At The Airport That Will Make You Want To Cancel Your Trip
I don’t know how or where it came from, I can’t even identify what it is, but I am hoping the oxygen masks will drop so we don’t all die from toxic fume inhalation.

11. The nosy neighbor.

15 People You'll Encounter At The Airport That Will Make You Want To Cancel Your Trip
Why yes, I am reading a celebrity magazine, and yes, I am in school, and yes I am visiting family (etc.). Me putting my headphones means you need to STFU.

12. The asshole with the fake service dog.

15 People You'll Encounter At The Airport That Will Make You Want To Cancel Your Trip
Service dogs are wonderful, useful, and, for some, essential life companions. It’s not only illegal, but incredibly offensive, to slap a “service dog” vest on your chihuahua just so it can sit on your lap. Why don’t you try and find a moral compass at the gift shop?

13. The sneezer.

15 People You'll Encounter At The Airport That Will Make You Want To Cancel Your Trip
Planes are already a cesspool of germs, viruses, and recycled air, but is it too much to ask that you cover your damn mouth?

14. The conveyor belt blocker.

15 People You'll Encounter At The Airport That Will Make You Want To Cancel Your Trip
You see your bag approaching and his is nowhere in sight. No matter, this man and some like-minded companions have formed a zone defense around the conveyor. Maybe you’ll get it the next time around.

15. The useless airline personnel.

15 People You'll Encounter At The Airport That Will Make You Want To Cancel Your Trip
You arrive at your destination, wait until the entire conveyor belt is empty, and search high and low for an official only to find that your bag is “somewhere.” Not sure where, but definitely not here. Don’t worry though, they will drop it off to you in anywhere from 1-5 days at the most inconvenient time. Enjoy your trip!

18 Most Remarkable World Records Broken In 2013

2013 saw numerous records broken. Here aresome of the most remarkable ones. 

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1. Cat sets world’s loudest purr

Early in January, Merlin broke the record for loudest cat purr at 98dB.

2. Sky lantern record set in the Philippines

With 15,185 lanterns lit, the University of the Philippine Visayas held the record for simultaneous skylantern release.
Sky lantern record set in the Philippines
AP Photo/Wanlop Kiettijanon, Middle Way Meditation Institute, Philippines

3. World’s most expensive bacon sandwich

Priced at $235, the Bacon Bling sandwich has set the record for most expensive bacon sandwich. The sandwich contains a “rare breed bacon,” eggs, black truffles, truffle oil, gold leaf, gold dust and saffron.
World's most expensive bacon sandwich
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4. Smallest book printed in Japan

Measuring 0.74 x 0.75 mm (0.0291 x 0.0295 in), Japan’s Toppan Printing set a record in March for the smallest book ever published. It contains 22 pages, mostly with pictures of flowers.
Smallest book printed in Japan
Handout / Via toppan.co.jp

5. Smallest stop motion film

IBM set a record in April for “The Boy and His Atom” made with… wait for it.. atoms. It is the smallest stop motion film ever recorded.

6. Youngest pilot to circumnavigate the globe

 
The record for youngest pilot to circumnavigate the globe was broken three times this year. First by Captain James Anthony Tan of Malaysia who finished his circumnavigation in May (age 22), then by Jack Wiegand of Fresno, California who finished his circumnavigation in June (age 21). Ryan Campbell currently holds the record at age 19. He finished his circumnavigation in September.

7. Largest Lego Model

More than 5 million LEGO bricks were used to create a life sized replica of the Star Wars’ X-wing fighter jet.
“The model weighs nearly 20,865 kilograms, stands 3.35 meters tall and 13.1 meters long, with a wingspan of 13.44 meters.” source
Largest Lego Model
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8. Tightest parallel parking

 

9. Most expensive game sold

At $190,000 Grid 2: Mono Edition became the most expensive game to ever be sold. It came with an actual car; the BAC Mono.
Most expensive game sold
Tom Ziora / us.bac-mono.com

10. Most claps in a minute

Bryan Bednarek is the current record holder for most claps in a minute at 802.

11. Largest human no smoking sign

13,892 people participated in the largest human no smoking sign at the Bicol University football field on June 28, 2013 in the Philippines.
Largest human no smoking sign
Stringer/Philippines / Reuters

12. Oldest person to climb Mount Everest

On May 23, 2013 Japan’s Yuichiro Miura became the oldest person to reach the summit of Mount Everest at the age of 80. He had previously climbed the mountain in 2003 and 2008.
Oldest person to climb Mount Everest
AP Photo/Shizuo Kambayashi

13. Largest fruit sculpture

Orange Julius teamed up with renowned fruit sculptor Shawn Feeney to create the largest fruit sculpture. The ten foot tall tree was made with 1,200 pieces of pineapple, orange, strawberry, peach and mango.
Largest fruit sculpture

14. Largest pumpkin

California’s lumber salesman Tim Mathison has grown the largest pumpkin to date at 2,032 pounds. It took him 105 days to grow the ginormous veggie.
Largest pumpkin
Karl Mondon/Bay Area News Group / MCT

15. Longest domino chain

About 5000 books were used by a Belgian book association to set the largest domino book chain. 

16. Fastest 100-meter run on all fours

Kinichi Ito breaks his own record as the fastest man to run a 100-meter distance on all fours. His previous record, set last year, was 17.47 seconds. This year he finished at 16.87 seconds.
 

17. Largest ball pit

Meanwhile in the Kerry Hotel in Shanghai, China, more than 1m balls were used to fill its 82x41 meter pool, and subsequently, the largest ball pit was created.
Largest ball pit
Aly Song / Reuters

18. Largest floating Christmas tree

In Rio de Janiero Brazil, the worlds largest floating Christmas tree was lit up recently. It stand 279 feet and uses 3.1 million lights.

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I'm a death bored-Top 10 Intriguing Riddles From History


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owledgenuts.com The riddle, in one form or another, has been around for centuries. Some of them rhyme, while others are just a few words. Collected below are 10 of the best, most popular, beloved, and challenging riddles from history.

10.Riddles Of Gestumblindi
Scandinavia

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Norse mythology has given the world the Mighty Thor, but it also provides us with some great riddles, specifically those by the god Odin. According to the legends, a man named Gestumblindi was about to be imprisoned by King Heidrek if he could not come up with riddles which would stump the king (an interesting approach to law and order). Fearing for his life, Gestumblindi prayed to the Allfather, who answered him and disguised himself as Gestumblindi in order to trick the king. Odin told him a number of riddles, which the king answered, including this one: “Four hang, four sprang, two point the way, two to ward off dogs, one dangles after, always rather dirty. What am I?” Eventually, Odin asked King Heidrek an unanswerable riddle which everyone realized only Odin would know and the king attacked him, causing the god to flee.
Answer: A cow.

9.A House
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The ancient civilization of Sumer introduced the world to a number of different things, including irrigation, writing, and the idea of laws. With a society dating as far back as 4000 B.C., they were also responsible for one of the earliest examples of a riddle, said to have been written down almost 4,000 years ago. It was first translated by E.I. Gordon in 1960 and is a great example of Sumerian culture and their views on life. There are two versions but the shorter, and more poetic, reads: “There is a house. One enters it blind and comes out seeing. What is it?”
Answer: A school.

8.Thirty White Horses
J.R.R. Tolkien

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One of my favorite authors, J.R.R. Tolkien, was heavily influenced by Norse mythology and included a number of riddles in his writings. In his book The Hobbit, Bilbo Baggins has to defeat Gollum in a riddle competition in order to escape from a tunnel under the Misty Mountains. A number of riddles are asked back and forth until Bilbo finally asks a question Gollum is unable to answer. This is not that riddle (that one is basically: “What’s in my pocket?”) but it is my favorite: “Thirty white horses on a red hill: first they champ, then they stamp, then they stand still.”
Answer: Teeth.

7.Something-Or-Other
Britain

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This riddle is included in a piece of literature called the Exeter Book. The book was written in the 10th century and is most known for its anthology of Anglo-Saxon poetry. The author remains unknown but it was collected and donated by Leofric, the first bishop of Exeter. At the end of the book, there is a collection of nearly 100 riddles, none of which have answers written. A number of them also seem to involve dirty puns and double entendres. Scholars have more or less agreed on the answers to many of them, trying to stay true to the humor and thinking of medieval Englishmen. Here’s an excerpt: “I have heard of a something-or-other, growing in its nook, swelling and rising, pushing up its covering. Upon that boneless thing a cocky-minded young woman took a grip with her hands; with her apron a lord’s daughter covered the tumescent thing.” (We mentioned there might be some double entendres.)
Answer: Dough.

6.What We Caught
Greece

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This next riddle is best known for its apocryphal involvement with the death of the Greek poet Homer, described by philosophers of the time as “the wisest of the Greeks.” Homer had traveled to the island of Ios, which an oracle had warned him would be the place of his death (the Greeks never listened to prophecies involving their own deaths). During his travels around the island, Homer came upon some fishermen. He asked them how their day was going and they responded with this riddle: “What we caught, we threw away; what we didn’t catch, we kept. What did we keep?” Unable to solve the riddle, Homer eventually died on the island, refusing to leave until he discovered the answer.
Answer: Lice.

5.Heaven And Hell Anonymous

 This is another classic riddle and one which may be better known than most of the examples on this list (my favorite example involves Karl Pilkington—if you watch the above video, prepare to laugh). The riddle has taken many forms over the years, but the most popular version goes like this: You have died and are in limbo. There are two doors. One door leads to heaven and the other door leads to hell. There are two guardians, one by each door. One guardian always tells the truth and the other guardian always lies. What one question can you ask a guardian to find out which door leads to heaven?
Answer: If I asked the other guardian which door leads to heaven, what would he tell me?

4.Who Has The Fish?
Albert Einstein

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This one is a riddle from one of the smartest men who ever lived, Albert Einstein. In fact, tradition says he came up with it as a child. While not a riddle in the traditional sense, it is still an interesting gauge of one’s intellect and focus. Einstein once famously opined that only 2 percent of the population would be able to solve it (some people argue that he meant only 2 percent could do it in their head and that many more people could solve it on paper).
The riddle is as follows: There are five houses, with five occupants, each with a different color house, different beverage of choice, different favorite brand of cigarette, and a unique pet. The goal is to figure out who owns the fish. Here is all the info you get:
1) The Englishman lives in the red house.
2) The Swede keeps dogs.
3) The Dane drinks tea.
4) The green house is just to the left of the white one.
5) The owner of the green house drinks coffee.
6) The Pall Mall smoker keeps birds.
7) The owner of the yellow house smokes Dunhills.
8) The man in the center house drinks milk.
9) The Norwegian lives in the first house.
10) The Blend smoker has a neighbor who keeps cats.
11) The man who smokes Blue Masters drinks bier.
12) The man who keeps horses lives next to the Dunhill smoker.
13) The German smokes Prince.
14) The Norwegian lives next to the blue house.
15) The Blend smoker has a neighbor who drinks water.
Answer: The German.

3.Samson’s Riddle
Israel

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Samson, better known for his superhuman strength than his mind, came up with one of the top riddles of all time. He was having a feast for some of his acquaintances when he decided to make a little wager. If his guests could answer the riddle, Samson would give them 30 articles of fine clothing. If they failed, they would have to do the same for him. They agreed, and Samson told them the following riddle: “Out of the eater came something to eat, and out of the strong came something sweet.” They were unable to solve the riddle, probably because you would had to have been there to get it. Later, Samson’s wife tricked him into telling her the answer, which she promptly gave to his guests. Angered, Samson killed 30 men of the same town, stole their clothes, and gave them to the “winners” of his riddle contest.
Answer: Bees making a honeycomb in the carcass of a lion he had killed.

2.A Raven
Lewis Carroll

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One of the most beloved authors of all time, Lewis Carroll, gives us our next riddle. In his book, Alice’s Adventures in Wonderland, Alice is at a tea party with the Mad Hatter, who decides to give her a riddle: “Why is a raven like a writing desk?” No answer is given because, when Alice gives up, the Mad Hatter admits he doesn’t know the answer either. Many famous people have subsequently put forth their own solutions, with the best probably being author Aldous Huxley’s “Because there is a B in both and an N in neither,” and puzzle enthusiast Sam Lloyd’s “The notes for which they are noted are not noted for being musical notes.”
However, Carroll himself actually did provide an answer to his famous riddle, mostly because fans would not stop hounding him about it.
Carroll’s Answer: Because it can produce a few notes, though they are very flat; and it is nevar put with the wrong end in front! (Note the spelling of “nevar.”)

1.The Hardest Logic Puzzle Ever
George Boolos

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A riff on the heaven-hell riddle we mentioned earlier, this riddle was developed and published in 1996 by the American philosopher and logician George Boolos, although it was inspired by Raymond Smullyan, the designer of a number of logic problems.
There are three gods on an island. One god always tells the truth and another always lies. The twist which makes this more difficult is that the third god’s behavior is random. In addition, the gods, being jerks, answer in their own language and you don’t know which word (“da” or “ja”) means “yes” or “no.” You have three questions to work out which god is True, which god is False, and which god is Random.
Answer:
Question 1 (to any god): If I asked you “Is that god Random?”, would you say “ja”? (This question, regardless of the answer, will let you identify a god who is not Random, i.e., one who is either True or False).
Question 2 (to the god who is either True or False): If I asked you “Are you False?”, would you say “ja”?
Question 3 (to the same god as the last question): If I asked you “Is the first god I spoke to Random?”, would you say “ja”?
Still confused? The key lies in the fact that both True and False will give the same answer to a question phrased as “If I asked you X, would you say ja?” So, for example, let’s say “ja” means “yes.” If you asked “If I asked you ‘Is the sky blue?’ would you say ‘ja’?” both gods would answer “ja.” If “ja” means “no,” both gods would answer “da.” So when you ask “If I asked you “Is that god Random?”, would you say ‘ja’?” both gods must answer “ja” if the truthful answer to “Is that god Random” is “yes,” and “da” if the truthful answer is “no.” If the god you are talking to is Random, it doesn’t matter, since you are just trying to find the god who is not random and either answer will be correct. From there, the remaining questions are relatively straightforward.

Ujian dan punahsihat


Pernah tak bila ada dugaan atau isu dalam hidup kita, akan ada orang yang akan jadi pakar kaunseling tak berbayar? Mula call 40 kali sehari, messages kat henpon tak henti dan selagi ko tak jawab selagi tu lah dia tak puas hati. Allright,ya mungkin dia saudara terdekat dan nak ambil berat..nak kita tau yang dia selalu ada disisi menyokong kita.

Tapi sebagai spesis anti-social, pekara ni lah aku paling tak suka. Aku memang tak suka jawab henpon sibusybody sesaja. Rimas ok. Memang dapat mesej berupa nasihat,dan fakta (ada unsur nak blame kita sb timbulkan masalah tu) dan bla bla,yada yada. Dan privacy indeed my priority. Selagi tak susahkan orang,maka ko jangan nak menempah maut menyibuk.

Orang kata no news is a good news. So? that was so true.memang dia boleh survive la tu jika dia tak cari kau lagi. Dan jika dia cari ko,makna dia memang dah terdesak,taktau nak minta tolong sesapa. Masa tu silakan tolong.pastu jangan ko dok bising plak bila asik kena layan dia.
Tapi jika dia ok,pergi kerja cam biasa, makan nasi tambah 2 kali, ketawa mengilai masa tengok Hot In Cleveland, sihat sejahtera dan takde lagi unsur kemurungan,fu*k off ok.

Masalahnya, org sekeliling yang sibuk nak menambahkan masalah, mula la nak bagi nasihat berbakul dan nk remind dia apa dia perlu buat. Paham tak masa ni whats need most is TIME?
dan time tu adalah ketenangan. Bagi dia bertenang. Kalau setakat kau nak bagi fakta kena buat itu ini, pastu fakta agama dan ingatkan dia hidup penuh dugaan bla bla, oh please .Jangan jadi spesis camni.
Then, sound pulak-, jgn dendam la,ni adalah takdir dan kita manusia kena redha. Helo?  kau nak nasihat dia jgn dendam kat orang dah sakitkan hati dia?, tipu duit dia juta-juta euro?  ke nak aku humban ko dalam jamban? ,jangan jadi pandir dan andeh.
Patut ke ko bagitau kat taik judi yang judi tu HARAM? apa ko ingat dia bodoh sangat ke?
agak-agak la.
TELL ME SOMETHING I DON'T KNOW.

Menambahkan lagi masalah adalah orang yang bagi nasihat tu sendiri hidup tah pape.
Tapi rasa dirinya dah makan garam seguni dan rasa cam nak je suh dia mind own business.
Dan ingat,jangan layan orang seperti kanak-kanak manja. (kecuali dia spesis camtu). Tapi jika dia spesis kongkang, hati kental, telah harungi segalanya dengan baik, letakkan kepercayaan padanya.cuma sentiasa ada bila dia perlukan. Perlukan disini bukan bermaksud nak bagi bahu ko masa dia nangis(sb spesis ni takkan nangis depan org)..tapi maybe keluar minum, lepak sessekali di bistro, tepi pantai atau kedai mamak.
Sekian ceramah untuk pagi ni.



28 Ways In Which We Are All Bridget Jones

28 Ways In Which We Are All Bridget Jones

Sweary, blonde, likes a drink. Bridget is all of us. posted on

1. You begin the year with boundless optimism, determined to be a better person.

28 Ways In Which We Are All Bridget Jones

2. But trouble always seems to find you.

But trouble always seems to find you.

3. You get carried away easily.

You get carried away easily.

4. You are on an endless journey of self-improvement.

You are on an endless journey of self-improvement.

5. Your professional life is one long fumble-save.

28 Ways In Which We Are All Bridget Jones

6. Your boss always gets your name wrong.

Your boss always gets your name wrong.

7. You e-flirt all day…

You e-flirt all day...

8. And you’re never entirely sure what’s going on.

And you're never entirely sure what's going on.

9. In fact, you could really do with a career change.

In fact, you could really do with a career change.

10. Your parents always call at the worst times.

28 Ways In Which We Are All Bridget Jones

11. Your friends are nuts. And not to be trusted.

28 Ways In Which We Are All Bridget Jones

12. And they’re certainly a bad influence.

And they're certainly a bad influence.

13. You’re resourceful with your clothing choices.

You're resourceful with your clothing choices.

14. You have a fuzzy handle on current affairs.

You have a fuzzy handle on current affairs.

15. But you know what’s important in your life.

28 Ways In Which We Are All Bridget Jones

16. Your parents are realistic about your love life.

Your parents are realistic about your love life.

17. You are equally realistic about your love life.

You are equally realistic about your love life.

18. You’re good at vocalising your frustrations.

28 Ways In Which We Are All Bridget Jones

19. You’re also good at expressing your emotions.

28 Ways In Which We Are All Bridget Jones

20. But you’re not one to take injustices lying down.

But you're not one to take injustices lying down.

21. You know that hell is other people.

You know that hell is other people.

22. You leave the house looking like this.

You leave the house looking like this.

23. And arrive, looking like this.

And arrive, looking like this.

24. This is your idea of preparing for a dinner party.

This is your idea of preparing for a dinner party.

25. Your flirting skills are perfunctory.

Your flirting skills are perfunctory.

26. You know your flaws.

28 Ways In Which We Are All Bridget Jones

27. But above all, you value yourself.

But above all, you value yourself.

28. Because you know there’s always someone waiting who likes you, just the way you are.

28 Ways In Which We Are All Bridget Jones