Monday, December 9, 2013

28 Ways In Which We Are All Bridget Jones

28 Ways In Which We Are All Bridget Jones

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1. You begin the year with boundless optimism, determined to be a better person.

28 Ways In Which We Are All Bridget Jones

2. But trouble always seems to find you.

But trouble always seems to find you.

3. You get carried away easily.

You get carried away easily.

4. You are on an endless journey of self-improvement.

You are on an endless journey of self-improvement.

5. Your professional life is one long fumble-save.

28 Ways In Which We Are All Bridget Jones

6. Your boss always gets your name wrong.

Your boss always gets your name wrong.

7. You e-flirt all day…

You e-flirt all day...

8. And you’re never entirely sure what’s going on.

And you're never entirely sure what's going on.

9. In fact, you could really do with a career change.

In fact, you could really do with a career change.

10. Your parents always call at the worst times.

28 Ways In Which We Are All Bridget Jones

11. Your friends are nuts. And not to be trusted.

28 Ways In Which We Are All Bridget Jones

12. And they’re certainly a bad influence.

And they're certainly a bad influence.

13. You’re resourceful with your clothing choices.

You're resourceful with your clothing choices.

14. You have a fuzzy handle on current affairs.

You have a fuzzy handle on current affairs.

15. But you know what’s important in your life.

28 Ways In Which We Are All Bridget Jones

16. Your parents are realistic about your love life.

Your parents are realistic about your love life.

17. You are equally realistic about your love life.

You are equally realistic about your love life.

18. You’re good at vocalising your frustrations.

28 Ways In Which We Are All Bridget Jones

19. You’re also good at expressing your emotions.

28 Ways In Which We Are All Bridget Jones

20. But you’re not one to take injustices lying down.

But you're not one to take injustices lying down.

21. You know that hell is other people.

You know that hell is other people.

22. You leave the house looking like this.

You leave the house looking like this.

23. And arrive, looking like this.

And arrive, looking like this.

24. This is your idea of preparing for a dinner party.

This is your idea of preparing for a dinner party.

25. Your flirting skills are perfunctory.

Your flirting skills are perfunctory.

26. You know your flaws.

28 Ways In Which We Are All Bridget Jones

27. But above all, you value yourself.

But above all, you value yourself.

28. Because you know there’s always someone waiting who likes you, just the way you are.

28 Ways In Which We Are All Bridget Jones

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